{"product_id":"how-to-draw-a-zombie-zoey-abbott-august-wagner","title":"How to Draw a Zombie by Abbott \u0026 Wagner","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhen it comes to drawing zombies, embracing imperfection is the way to go in this tongue-in-cheek instructional picture book narrated by a zombie.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo, you want to know how to draw a zombie, huh? Luckily, we found a zombie who knows all the zombie-drawing secrets.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHere’s its top advice:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e * Art supplies. Include glue in case your hand falls off.\u003cbr\u003e * Start with a head. A lopsided square is excellent. Or a parallelogram.\u003cbr\u003e * Add some wonky little lines for hair, too. We aren’t going for Prince Charming here.\u003cbr\u003e * Draw eyes—definitely not the same size!\u003cbr\u003e * Draw a nose—remember, just a slit.\u003cbr\u003e * Now give it some teeth, say, about eighty. And they have to be HORRIBLE.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd maybe your zombie wants a pet? Or a car? Or some cake? It’s a good idea to keep your zombie happy at all times. One mingy slice of cake’s not gonna cut it!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eInsider info? The glue also works on heads that roll off. And remember, when it comes to drawing a zombie, a BAD zombie is a GOOD zombie.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Simon \u0026 Schuster","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48989477994731,"sku":"9781665990899","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2652\/3794\/files\/9781665990899.jpg?v=1783288805","url":"https:\/\/www.maggiemaesbooks.com\/products\/how-to-draw-a-zombie-zoey-abbott-august-wagner","provider":"Maggie Mae's Bookshop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}